Big Brother is watching and I’m not talking about a totalitarianistic government. I’m not alluding to the slue of red light cams popping up everywhere. Nor am I referring to the cameras peering at you from the atm machines. Which by the way you’d be thankful for if you ever have a loved one abducted from one of them money boxes.
No fellow traveler I’m talking about you! Your granny, your proctologist, and all of those others out there and you know who you are.
It seems with technology being able to put cameras in everything from cell phones to condoms we can’t wait to rat out our neighbor to the authorities.
So what if a guy is upset that his college football team didn’t make it into a bowl game (which seem a near impossibility seeing how there appear to be more bowl games than colleges)and decides to vent his frustration by taking a dump in the seats assigned to one of the two visiting teams marching band.
Who in the hell are you to video him on your cell phone and turn him into the police.
In a world where it is perfectly acceptable to create reproductions of religious icons with animal dung and have it labeled as art you can’t use poop to protest a discontentment?
I mean fecal matter is perfect for this. Nothing else brings home the point that a specific policy or injustice (real or imagined) “STINKS” better than crap!
We’ve even got morons ratting themselves out on you tube by performing some idiotic crime and bragging about it for the whole world to see.
Yes the government is watching but it doesn’t need your help.
If you have this unyielding need to click away on your cell phone or pocket camera or whatever stick down the front of your trousers and snap away give your friends a good laugh.
Vampireklown
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