Sister Kathy Avery principal of St. Clare of Montefalco Catholic School in Grosse Point Park Michigan laid down the law on what words are not to be spoken on the play ground of St. Clare of Montefalco. She rattled off a list of words I can only assume that was reminiscent of George Carlin’s seven words you can’t say on television. Needless to say she got the kids attention. But you know kids they’ll forget in a couple of days and be back to their old swearing ways. What she needs to do is teach the kid’s a song so they won’t forget. A song like this one
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Don't touch that pole.You do know where it's been?
According to Fox News Darejunkies.com offered $10,000.00 to the best video of young ladies pole dancing on a New York subway car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVeqNuHcb-I
God bless these girls . That's what I like about the youth of America they can always be counted on to put their safety and well being on the line for a few bucks for our amusement.
God knows what else is on those poles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVeqNuHcb-I
God bless these girls . That's what I like about the youth of America they can always be counted on to put their safety and well being on the line for a few bucks for our amusement.
God knows what else is on those poles.
Friday, December 7, 2007
When in Rome...
Apparently there’s a been a big uproar about the Sudan’s government arrest of 54 year old British school teacher Gillian Gibson for allowing her class of 7 year olds to name the class teddy bear after the prophet Mohammed.
Gibson faced 40 lashes (with a whip I assume) and 6 days in jail, which when you consider that the people of Sudan crowded the streets screaming for he death over the outrage didn’t seem so bad.
However the British government was able to appeal to Sudan’s compassionate side and she was released with hide intact.
There was a consensus through out the west that this was a gross over reaction by the people and government of Sudan. After all there are a lot of people in the Moslem world named Mohammed. It appears to be a very common name there.
This is a stark contrast to the English speaking world where you don’t find too many Jesus’ floating around. Yet we don’t hesitate to make a mockery of him-“Battling Jesus Action Figures”-“Bobble Head Jesus Doll” – “Dashboard Jesus” and all of the seemingly blasphemous references made to him on “The Simpsons”-“The Family Guy” and “Southpark”.
The thing is the Moslem people take their religion seriously. They don’t have the luxury of being distracted from the day to day by watching a televised dance contest with “C” list celebrities or watching adults have nervous breakdowns because they can’t out wit elementary school kids.
So before we pass judgment on these people we feel who have over reacted keep in mind Ms Gibson who claimed to know and respect these people arrogantly allowed the naming of this teddy bear without any thought of the consequences.
Of course this does make me wonder how the people of Sudan would have reacted had they named the teddy bear Jesus or Buddha. For that matter how would Christians react
if their children came home and said we named our classes teddy bear “Mohammed or “teddy the Christ”?
Before we get all sanctimonious keep in mind we Americans have our own kind of jihad it’s called litigation. We’d sue the gold fillings out of a hobo’s mouth if our coffees not hot enough.
The real tragedy here is why in a classroom full of 7 year olds who haven’t done s@!#%
to anybody is there only one teddy bear?
I wish we in the western world would be a little more like the Islamic fundamentalists and deal with these knuckle heads running around calling themselves Elvis. There is only one King.
As for Costello and Grbac knoogies to the infidels AYE YE YE YE YE YE
VK
Gibson faced 40 lashes (with a whip I assume) and 6 days in jail, which when you consider that the people of Sudan crowded the streets screaming for he death over the outrage didn’t seem so bad.
However the British government was able to appeal to Sudan’s compassionate side and she was released with hide intact.
There was a consensus through out the west that this was a gross over reaction by the people and government of Sudan. After all there are a lot of people in the Moslem world named Mohammed. It appears to be a very common name there.
This is a stark contrast to the English speaking world where you don’t find too many Jesus’ floating around. Yet we don’t hesitate to make a mockery of him-“Battling Jesus Action Figures”-“Bobble Head Jesus Doll” – “Dashboard Jesus” and all of the seemingly blasphemous references made to him on “The Simpsons”-“The Family Guy” and “Southpark”.
The thing is the Moslem people take their religion seriously. They don’t have the luxury of being distracted from the day to day by watching a televised dance contest with “C” list celebrities or watching adults have nervous breakdowns because they can’t out wit elementary school kids.
So before we pass judgment on these people we feel who have over reacted keep in mind Ms Gibson who claimed to know and respect these people arrogantly allowed the naming of this teddy bear without any thought of the consequences.
Of course this does make me wonder how the people of Sudan would have reacted had they named the teddy bear Jesus or Buddha. For that matter how would Christians react
if their children came home and said we named our classes teddy bear “Mohammed or “teddy the Christ”?
Before we get all sanctimonious keep in mind we Americans have our own kind of jihad it’s called litigation. We’d sue the gold fillings out of a hobo’s mouth if our coffees not hot enough.
The real tragedy here is why in a classroom full of 7 year olds who haven’t done s@!#%
to anybody is there only one teddy bear?
I wish we in the western world would be a little more like the Islamic fundamentalists and deal with these knuckle heads running around calling themselves Elvis. There is only one King.
As for Costello and Grbac knoogies to the infidels AYE YE YE YE YE YE
VK
Friday, November 30, 2007
Let them eat cake.
“Too much mercy... often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second.”
Agatha Christie
There is a school of thought that prisons only create more vicious and violent criminals. A bad guy goes in and comes out worse. I actually subscribe to that belief.
Some feel that it is cruel and unusual punishment to lock these prisoners away for 23 hours a day with no contact with there fellow inmates. That would appear to be contradictory to the argument that the prisons don’t work.
You see the reason the inmate becomes more vicious and proficient in their criminal enterprises on the outside is that they are allowed be around other criminals in a quasi
social setting on the inside. Places such as the exercise yard, the showers and the mess hall.
They get to network, which any business person will tell you is one key to success.
They are allowed to exercise which helps build strength and stamina another key to success.
Now where I differ in opinion from most about the prison system is that it is commonly believed that prisons exist to rehabilitate criminals and turn them into productive members of society.
How is this supposed to happen exactly? The vast percentages of people they are around are criminals also and those that aren’t are armed and poised to strike should they step out of line.
These were angry hostile people on the outside when they had their freedom. I can’t imagine that locking them up in a prison for years at a time is going to mellow them anytime soon.
No, prisons aren’t for rehabilitation. Prison is punishment for low life bottom feeders that prey on the weak, the fearful, and the hard working law abiding citizen.
Lock them all in individual cells the size of broom closets and keep them there until they have repaid the debt to society.
After re-reading this I realize that some may think it a bit harsh.
So I propose this. I was speaking to a good friend of mine about this a while back and he feels that the problem with the prisoners is that their testosterone levels are too high. When the inmates are walking about the prison yard, pacing back and forth they resemble savage animals just waiting to attack.
My friend suggests that the prison system do a way with all exercise equipment. And the inmates should not be allowed to spend anytime outdoors.
He also suggests that the prisoners be fed a steady diet of sweets and other fatty foods.
He believes and I agree that the prison system should make a concerted effort to make the inmates morbidly obese. This will instantly kill their sex drive due to the low testosterone levels eliminating most if not all their aggression. And if some still lingers
they won’t be in any condition to act on it.
Now I realize that obesity is serious problem in the world today and this method may seem cruel on the surface but look at it this way they can always work on shedding the pounds when they get back on the outside. Of course the percentage of people whole lose great amounts of fat and keep it off is low it’s still a noble undertaking and a real character builder-hence your “rehabilitation”.
All I’m saying is the good and honest people of our society loathe the wretched scum that over populate the penitentiaries of this fine nation. Ain’t it about time they loathed themselves?
VK
Agatha Christie
There is a school of thought that prisons only create more vicious and violent criminals. A bad guy goes in and comes out worse. I actually subscribe to that belief.
Some feel that it is cruel and unusual punishment to lock these prisoners away for 23 hours a day with no contact with there fellow inmates. That would appear to be contradictory to the argument that the prisons don’t work.
You see the reason the inmate becomes more vicious and proficient in their criminal enterprises on the outside is that they are allowed be around other criminals in a quasi
social setting on the inside. Places such as the exercise yard, the showers and the mess hall.
They get to network, which any business person will tell you is one key to success.
They are allowed to exercise which helps build strength and stamina another key to success.
Now where I differ in opinion from most about the prison system is that it is commonly believed that prisons exist to rehabilitate criminals and turn them into productive members of society.
How is this supposed to happen exactly? The vast percentages of people they are around are criminals also and those that aren’t are armed and poised to strike should they step out of line.
These were angry hostile people on the outside when they had their freedom. I can’t imagine that locking them up in a prison for years at a time is going to mellow them anytime soon.
No, prisons aren’t for rehabilitation. Prison is punishment for low life bottom feeders that prey on the weak, the fearful, and the hard working law abiding citizen.
Lock them all in individual cells the size of broom closets and keep them there until they have repaid the debt to society.
After re-reading this I realize that some may think it a bit harsh.
So I propose this. I was speaking to a good friend of mine about this a while back and he feels that the problem with the prisoners is that their testosterone levels are too high. When the inmates are walking about the prison yard, pacing back and forth they resemble savage animals just waiting to attack.
My friend suggests that the prison system do a way with all exercise equipment. And the inmates should not be allowed to spend anytime outdoors.
He also suggests that the prisoners be fed a steady diet of sweets and other fatty foods.
He believes and I agree that the prison system should make a concerted effort to make the inmates morbidly obese. This will instantly kill their sex drive due to the low testosterone levels eliminating most if not all their aggression. And if some still lingers
they won’t be in any condition to act on it.
Now I realize that obesity is serious problem in the world today and this method may seem cruel on the surface but look at it this way they can always work on shedding the pounds when they get back on the outside. Of course the percentage of people whole lose great amounts of fat and keep it off is low it’s still a noble undertaking and a real character builder-hence your “rehabilitation”.
All I’m saying is the good and honest people of our society loathe the wretched scum that over populate the penitentiaries of this fine nation. Ain’t it about time they loathed themselves?
VK
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Who needs yor money?... uh you do
“Bureaucracy is the death of all sound work”
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
The news the other day was reporting that a charity (didn’t catch which one) was upset by the way a group was going about raising money for them. It seems that this group was sponsoring a golf tournament and was using strippers from local strip clubs as cadies.
Naked cadies.(in case that wasn’t inferred)
A spokeswoman for the charity was appalled and stated that was unacceptable and that they didn’t want their charity to be associated with that kind of behavior.
Now a charity is usually started to bring attention and money to a serious situation such as homelessness or some disease currently incurable. These funds would go towards not only trying to discover a cure (or house the homeless) but also toward trying to bring some comfort into the lives of those suffering.
Now I’m sure there’s a lot of bureaucracy in the charity game and some rich “expletive”
doesn’t want give his hard inherited money to go the same charity some fellow who has to stoop to using young taut bodaciously nubile…uh, you get the idea .
But what kind of message does that send to the parents of a terminally ill child? We can’t use this money it’s “dirty”.
Pablo Escobar could bring me a suit case full of bills soaked in the blood of nuns and I’d take it in a second if I thought there was even a glimmer of hope that it would save my loved one. But hey maybe we’re all being duped maybe all these diseases aren’t as bad as we were led to believe. I mean if a presidential candidate can take money from a communist country like China to help fund their campaign ,then why can’t a charity striving to “find the cure” be selective and refuse the money from a bunch of lovely nature buffs huh? I aint sayin, I’ just sayin. Know what I’m sayin?
V K
Naked cadies.(in case that wasn’t inferred)
A spokeswoman for the charity was appalled and stated that was unacceptable and that they didn’t want their charity to be associated with that kind of behavior.
Now a charity is usually started to bring attention and money to a serious situation such as homelessness or some disease currently incurable. These funds would go towards not only trying to discover a cure (or house the homeless) but also toward trying to bring some comfort into the lives of those suffering.
Now I’m sure there’s a lot of bureaucracy in the charity game and some rich “expletive”
doesn’t want give his hard inherited money to go the same charity some fellow who has to stoop to using young taut bodaciously nubile…uh, you get the idea .
But what kind of message does that send to the parents of a terminally ill child? We can’t use this money it’s “dirty”.
Pablo Escobar could bring me a suit case full of bills soaked in the blood of nuns and I’d take it in a second if I thought there was even a glimmer of hope that it would save my loved one. But hey maybe we’re all being duped maybe all these diseases aren’t as bad as we were led to believe. I mean if a presidential candidate can take money from a communist country like China to help fund their campaign ,then why can’t a charity striving to “find the cure” be selective and refuse the money from a bunch of lovely nature buffs huh? I aint sayin, I’ just sayin. Know what I’m sayin?
V K
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
I think we've stalled evolution
"Vanity is the quicksand of reason"
George Sand
George Sand
I think we have stalled evolution. 1 in every 500 live births produces a child with Polydactyly or extra digits. Taking into consideration the human population is somewhere in the neighborhood of 6,632,394,084 give or take a birth/death. The percentage isn’t that great. But what if we are impeding the progress of evolution
by having the extra digit removed because “no kid of mine’s gonna be a freak !”
What if the extra digit is needed to help us survive something cataclysmic nature has in store a few centuries from now or to master interstellar travel we need another finger.
“That’s stupid.” Oh really? Why five fingers why not four? What does the pinky do that the ring finger can,t.
Take guitar players for instance when properly taught they re instructed to use the pinky when fingering scales or playing solos or what have you. A lot of self taught guitarist however don’t employ the pinky finger at all and are still amazing players.
What if the only thing that stopped primitive man from slicing off the freakish “fifth finger was that they had more pressing issues. Like hunting/gathering or being hunted / gathered.
Now a lot of the extra digits are non-functioning but on occasion they are. Now the brain has taken this new appendage into consideration and started to build the neuro pathways this new digit will need to do it’s thing. This would increase the brain’s capacity. Take into consideration that the brain regulates all of our
body’s functions from breathing to controlling our blood pressure to disposing of waste. Things that had to be done at different stages of our development or “evolution”
All I’m saying is thanks to the fact that some of you out there won’t take one for the team I’ll probably never get my flying car. Thanks
VK
by having the extra digit removed because “no kid of mine’s gonna be a freak !”
What if the extra digit is needed to help us survive something cataclysmic nature has in store a few centuries from now or to master interstellar travel we need another finger.
“That’s stupid.” Oh really? Why five fingers why not four? What does the pinky do that the ring finger can,t.
Take guitar players for instance when properly taught they re instructed to use the pinky when fingering scales or playing solos or what have you. A lot of self taught guitarist however don’t employ the pinky finger at all and are still amazing players.
What if the only thing that stopped primitive man from slicing off the freakish “fifth finger was that they had more pressing issues. Like hunting/gathering or being hunted / gathered.
Now a lot of the extra digits are non-functioning but on occasion they are. Now the brain has taken this new appendage into consideration and started to build the neuro pathways this new digit will need to do it’s thing. This would increase the brain’s capacity. Take into consideration that the brain regulates all of our
body’s functions from breathing to controlling our blood pressure to disposing of waste. Things that had to be done at different stages of our development or “evolution”
All I’m saying is thanks to the fact that some of you out there won’t take one for the team I’ll probably never get my flying car. Thanks
VK
Monday, November 19, 2007
Roids. There all the rage.
“What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.”
Lord Byron
Lord Byron
The federal government indicted professional baseball player Barry bonds for perjury and obstruction of justice for lying about taking performance enhancing drugs. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=3113075
Bonds formally of the San Francisco Giants had recently come to notoriety by breaking the all time home run record previously owned by a car dealer one Henry “Hank” Aaron. Aaron established his record by breaking the one set by a candy maker named Babe Ruth.
The issue I take with this is that by taking steroids Bonds is really only hurting himself; testicular cancer and the like if you believe all the data floating around
out there.
I say legalize steroids and whatever else is out there that is frowned upon.
At least we’d be turning the users against each other.
I for one would love to see grossly over developed behemoths with ungodly amounts of vascularity trying to crush a little ball with a bat and then go after one another.
This would bring a level of entertainment to a sport that is boring and excruciating to watch.
Now I know what your saying “but VampireKlown What about the children?
Won’t someone please think of the CHILDREN?!”
Look if you know a kid that can score some steroids then that’s that kid’s parent’s problem. If you feel it’s your duty to do something then whip out your trusty cell phone photograph him doing the roids and rat him out to the police (see “Big Brother is watching …look busy”)
The problem isn’t an individual (Bonds) pumping himself full of steroids. If he were doing coke ala Darryl Strawberry no one would care. The problem is you thinking that Barry Bonds was put on this planet to be a role model. He wasn’t.
Stop deifying athletes, actors and musicians. They’re just friggin people.
Bonds started his career 1986. He hit 762 homeruns over a 21 year period.
That comes out to 36.29 homers a year is that so unbelievable.
So he takes enhancers let’s not make a federal case about it.
In the cult of personality we can pick and choose who to worship. Pick some schlep who eats his Wheaties and averages 15 to 20 homers a year and move on with your LIFE!
VK
Bonds formally of the San Francisco Giants had recently come to notoriety by breaking the all time home run record previously owned by a car dealer one Henry “Hank” Aaron. Aaron established his record by breaking the one set by a candy maker named Babe Ruth.
The issue I take with this is that by taking steroids Bonds is really only hurting himself; testicular cancer and the like if you believe all the data floating around
out there.
I say legalize steroids and whatever else is out there that is frowned upon.
At least we’d be turning the users against each other.
I for one would love to see grossly over developed behemoths with ungodly amounts of vascularity trying to crush a little ball with a bat and then go after one another.
This would bring a level of entertainment to a sport that is boring and excruciating to watch.
Now I know what your saying “but VampireKlown What about the children?
Won’t someone please think of the CHILDREN?!”
Look if you know a kid that can score some steroids then that’s that kid’s parent’s problem. If you feel it’s your duty to do something then whip out your trusty cell phone photograph him doing the roids and rat him out to the police (see “Big Brother is watching …look busy”)
The problem isn’t an individual (Bonds) pumping himself full of steroids. If he were doing coke ala Darryl Strawberry no one would care. The problem is you thinking that Barry Bonds was put on this planet to be a role model. He wasn’t.
Stop deifying athletes, actors and musicians. They’re just friggin people.
Bonds started his career 1986. He hit 762 homeruns over a 21 year period.
That comes out to 36.29 homers a year is that so unbelievable.
So he takes enhancers let’s not make a federal case about it.
In the cult of personality we can pick and choose who to worship. Pick some schlep who eats his Wheaties and averages 15 to 20 homers a year and move on with your LIFE!
VK
Friday, November 16, 2007
Where my ho's at
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Yahoo news reports that the Santa’s in Sydney Australia are told not to use the traditional ho ho ho greeting because it maybe offensive to women.
They are afraid that the children who come to visit ol’ St Nick may misunderstand and think he is referring to their mommies as prostitutes.
Yet another example of treating the symptom, and not the disease.
Why attack a jolly fat guy and not the people who originally created the connection between Kringles harmless greeting and disease infested street walkers. Hip Hop. Now I realize that every offensive bit of terminology and violent behavior against women (and dogs) is protected under a blanket “its the culture” cry every time the subject is brought up and personally I don’t care what people call each other or allow others to call them but leave Santa out of it.
Don’t saddle Santa with the “we shouldn’t call women ho’s” just because your afraid to confront the real source.
If your kid has trouble with what’s Santa and what’s Hip Hop then snatch that lead paint covered Chinese made toy out if his mouth and learn him a thing or two while he’s still got a couple of brain cells to rub together.
Santa Claus transcends popular culture he was here first and he’ll be here long after these ridiculous fads have died off.
So fo’get you ho’s.
Man we really treat the elderly like crap.
And as for Australia I say g’day…
I SAID G”DAY!
VK
They are afraid that the children who come to visit ol’ St Nick may misunderstand and think he is referring to their mommies as prostitutes.
Yet another example of treating the symptom, and not the disease.
Why attack a jolly fat guy and not the people who originally created the connection between Kringles harmless greeting and disease infested street walkers. Hip Hop. Now I realize that every offensive bit of terminology and violent behavior against women (and dogs) is protected under a blanket “its the culture” cry every time the subject is brought up and personally I don’t care what people call each other or allow others to call them but leave Santa out of it.
Don’t saddle Santa with the “we shouldn’t call women ho’s” just because your afraid to confront the real source.
If your kid has trouble with what’s Santa and what’s Hip Hop then snatch that lead paint covered Chinese made toy out if his mouth and learn him a thing or two while he’s still got a couple of brain cells to rub together.
Santa Claus transcends popular culture he was here first and he’ll be here long after these ridiculous fads have died off.
So fo’get you ho’s.
Man we really treat the elderly like crap.
And as for Australia I say g’day…
I SAID G”DAY!
VK
Thursday, November 15, 2007
How T.V over the last sixty years has tried to systematiclly tried to crush young peoples dreams
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
Yiddish proverb
Yiddish proverb
When I think about the television shows I watched as a kid the ones that come to mind immediately are the sitcoms. Some that were already in syndication like the “Brady Bunch” and the“Partridge Family”. Also there was “Happy Days” and “Good Times”
And then there was “Maude”.
For the most part I found these shows entertaining. But like most other Americans as I became an adult I started looking for a scapegoat to blame all my failures and unrealized dreams on. And I think I found it.
On all of those shows and going all the way back to “Father Knows Best” and “Leave it to Beaver", when one of the characters wanted to try something new like on the “Brady Bunch” when Peter (or was it Bobby) wanted to play the drums. When it became apparent that the drums couldn’t be mastered in 30 minutes Mike and Carol hatched a plan to discourage Bobby (or Peter) from continuing to play.
Did they try to find him a music teacher? No. They just crushed his dreams. Because what brought him (them) joy annoyed them .And guess who wins that little war.
Not only did they crush his (their) dreams, but all of our as well.
Why even try?
This brings me to the stupidest phrase in the world “God given talent”.
Without arguing the existence of God, to state that a persons abilities are god given implies that a heavenly beam of light shown down on the individual and that person was instantly endowed with their skills.
This totally belittles all the hours of hard work and practice over the years with no promise of fame or fortune at the end. It also implies that God didn’t give us all the tools we need to pursue what ever we want.
What I would loved to hear is the next time a great athlete or talented musician is interviewed and asked why they are so good, they respond thusly : “Because god favors me over the rest of you and has given me a special gift the likes of which you will never know.”
Oh “and hi mom”.
VK
And then there was “Maude”.
For the most part I found these shows entertaining. But like most other Americans as I became an adult I started looking for a scapegoat to blame all my failures and unrealized dreams on. And I think I found it.
On all of those shows and going all the way back to “Father Knows Best” and “Leave it to Beaver", when one of the characters wanted to try something new like on the “Brady Bunch” when Peter (or was it Bobby) wanted to play the drums. When it became apparent that the drums couldn’t be mastered in 30 minutes Mike and Carol hatched a plan to discourage Bobby (or Peter) from continuing to play.
Did they try to find him a music teacher? No. They just crushed his dreams. Because what brought him (them) joy annoyed them .And guess who wins that little war.
Not only did they crush his (their) dreams, but all of our as well.
Why even try?
This brings me to the stupidest phrase in the world “God given talent”.
Without arguing the existence of God, to state that a persons abilities are god given implies that a heavenly beam of light shown down on the individual and that person was instantly endowed with their skills.
This totally belittles all the hours of hard work and practice over the years with no promise of fame or fortune at the end. It also implies that God didn’t give us all the tools we need to pursue what ever we want.
What I would loved to hear is the next time a great athlete or talented musician is interviewed and asked why they are so good, they respond thusly : “Because god favors me over the rest of you and has given me a special gift the likes of which you will never know.”
Oh “and hi mom”.
VK
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
“Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.”
We’ve all seen the countless commercials for the prescription medicines that pop up everyday for all kinds of maladies .From those that have been around for ever like high blood pressure to hiccups, to those that seemed to have been concocted to validate the existence of a new drug .You know like “restless leg syndrome” or “masturbatorially linked carpal tunnel syndrome”.
And we’ve all heard the endless jokes on late night T.V. about the many side effects. Like “anal bleeding”(ha ha funny).
And why not joke? The side effects are often times more hideous than the disease that made you seek out the drug in the first place.
There is one drug out there that states there is a possibility that it will turn you into sex or gambling addict or both. Kinda scary huh?
But the one side effect that is listed among almost all of the drugs is the one that confuses me the most.
Example:
StopHiccup (Not a real product)
Side effects: Trouble passing urine
Loss of appetite
Insomnia
(Ever notice how the side effects of one drug make you need another drug?)
Hiccups
(Wait WHAT?!. I’m taking this to stop hiccupping)
Among the many side effects is listed the cause of the disorder you already have!
What they are saying is that there is a good chance that their product doesn’t work!
WHAT! I mean… WHAT!
So I have to go to the doctor to get a prescription for your product which my insurance company won’t pay for because it doesn’t consider “Chronic Anal Twitching (CAT)”
a legitimate disorder.
Now I take your product for a few months and no relief. What you’re telling me is that your product worked but the side effect is causing my anus to twitch?
Bull! Your product doesn’t work!
Yet these companies make millions.
Does Tylenol say may cause pain? NO!
Does McDonalds say may cause extreme hunger? NO!
Does Coke claim that their product won’t make your kid run around like a speed freak – NO!!
Why in the world would buy something that says it probably won’t WORK?!
WHY?!
VK
And we’ve all heard the endless jokes on late night T.V. about the many side effects. Like “anal bleeding”(ha ha funny).
And why not joke? The side effects are often times more hideous than the disease that made you seek out the drug in the first place.
There is one drug out there that states there is a possibility that it will turn you into sex or gambling addict or both. Kinda scary huh?
But the one side effect that is listed among almost all of the drugs is the one that confuses me the most.
Example:
StopHiccup (Not a real product)
Side effects: Trouble passing urine
Loss of appetite
Insomnia
(Ever notice how the side effects of one drug make you need another drug?)
Hiccups
(Wait WHAT?!. I’m taking this to stop hiccupping)
Among the many side effects is listed the cause of the disorder you already have!
What they are saying is that there is a good chance that their product doesn’t work!
WHAT! I mean… WHAT!
So I have to go to the doctor to get a prescription for your product which my insurance company won’t pay for because it doesn’t consider “Chronic Anal Twitching (CAT)”
a legitimate disorder.
Now I take your product for a few months and no relief. What you’re telling me is that your product worked but the side effect is causing my anus to twitch?
Bull! Your product doesn’t work!
Yet these companies make millions.
Does Tylenol say may cause pain? NO!
Does McDonalds say may cause extreme hunger? NO!
Does Coke claim that their product won’t make your kid run around like a speed freak – NO!!
Why in the world would buy something that says it probably won’t WORK?!
WHY?!
VK
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
“Big Brother is watching....look busy”
Big Brother is watching and I’m not talking about a totalitarianistic government. I’m not alluding to the slue of red light cams popping up everywhere. Nor am I referring to the cameras peering at you from the atm machines. Which by the way you’d be thankful for if you ever have a loved one abducted from one of them money boxes.
No fellow traveler I’m talking about you! Your granny, your proctologist, and all of those others out there and you know who you are.
It seems with technology being able to put cameras in everything from cell phones to condoms we can’t wait to rat out our neighbor to the authorities.
So what if a guy is upset that his college football team didn’t make it into a bowl game (which seem a near impossibility seeing how there appear to be more bowl games than colleges)and decides to vent his frustration by taking a dump in the seats assigned to one of the two visiting teams marching band.
Who in the hell are you to video him on your cell phone and turn him into the police.
In a world where it is perfectly acceptable to create reproductions of religious icons with animal dung and have it labeled as art you can’t use poop to protest a discontentment?
I mean fecal matter is perfect for this. Nothing else brings home the point that a specific policy or injustice (real or imagined) “STINKS” better than crap!
We’ve even got morons ratting themselves out on you tube by performing some idiotic crime and bragging about it for the whole world to see.
Yes the government is watching but it doesn’t need your help.
If you have this unyielding need to click away on your cell phone or pocket camera or whatever stick down the front of your trousers and snap away give your friends a good laugh.
Vampireklown
No fellow traveler I’m talking about you! Your granny, your proctologist, and all of those others out there and you know who you are.
It seems with technology being able to put cameras in everything from cell phones to condoms we can’t wait to rat out our neighbor to the authorities.
So what if a guy is upset that his college football team didn’t make it into a bowl game (which seem a near impossibility seeing how there appear to be more bowl games than colleges)and decides to vent his frustration by taking a dump in the seats assigned to one of the two visiting teams marching band.
Who in the hell are you to video him on your cell phone and turn him into the police.
In a world where it is perfectly acceptable to create reproductions of religious icons with animal dung and have it labeled as art you can’t use poop to protest a discontentment?
I mean fecal matter is perfect for this. Nothing else brings home the point that a specific policy or injustice (real or imagined) “STINKS” better than crap!
We’ve even got morons ratting themselves out on you tube by performing some idiotic crime and bragging about it for the whole world to see.
Yes the government is watching but it doesn’t need your help.
If you have this unyielding need to click away on your cell phone or pocket camera or whatever stick down the front of your trousers and snap away give your friends a good laugh.
Vampireklown
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